Top 5 Most Legitimate Dartmouth Problems

1. It costs the same amount to live in the Choates as it does to live in McLaughlin.
2. In the winter, S&S will probably Good Sam you if you so much as slip on ice.
3. Jim Kim is breaking up with us. Didn't you hear?
4. The Nugget isn't playing "The Hunger Games." WHAT?
5. Off-campus landlords: the hidden chafe of sophomore summer.