'12 Guy: Have you taken your senior portrait yet?'12 Girl: Nah, I'm too ugly.
'12 Girl: How is your New Year's resolution to not drink holding up?'12 Guy: Oh, I gave up resolutions for Lent.
'12 Girl: Remind me to never get on your backside.'13 Guy: I don't think that's what you mean.
'12 BG 1: If I go poop really quickly, does anyone want to have a cigarette with me? '12 BG 2: Sure thing!
'13 Guy: She thinks she's not a lesbian. She's wrong.
'15 Girl in Collis basement: Is that an ATM machine? Does it take DASH?
'13 Girl to Smelly '13 Guy: At least put some leave-in conditioner in your hair. Febreze yourself!
'12 Girl: I don't black out, I vomit.Canoe Club waitress: We all have our patterns.
