'12 Girl 1: It was more like we were playing pong and he followed me to my room. Then we made out.'12 Girl 2: That's a flurk. Flirt and lurk. It's a thing.
'12 Guy in shower eating bag of tortilla chips: Don't judge me! I'm hungover!
'15 Girl: We get a whole week off for Green Key, right?
'13 Guy Reading D Article: For an obituary, it kind of has a twist ending.
'13 Girl: I think I have Seasonal Defective Disorder.
