'13 SAE: Do you really think they'd make us do that? We're SAE, not Al Qaeda!
'14 Guy: I will be holding a Bible study tonight in my room in Lord.'14 Girl: Haha, get it? Bible in Lord?'13 Guy: I will be holding a women and gender study meeting tonight in the kitchen.
'14 Guy 1: My head hurts. I hate tequila and cocaine.'14 Guy 2: Do you want some Advil?'14 Guy 1: No, I don't do drugs.
'14 Girl: They're singing the Dartmouth anthem.'14 Guy: No they're not. They're singing "God Bless America."
'14 Guy reading sign on Judge shower door: It says, "Please do not prune the cucumber patch in the shower."
'13 Guy: I wish my mom was a tiger mom. Instead, she told me to pursue whatever I wanted. Supporting parents are the worst.
'14 Guy 1 to '14 Guy 2: You're so homophobic. Last night, I tried to make out with you, and you wouldn't do it.
