'13 Girl looking at guy's love match sheet: There are no girls on this entire sheet!'13 Guy: That's because I'm gay...
'13 Girl: I'm allergic to cats, but i LOVE cat photos!
Psych prof: Apparently I give "tricky-ass" tests, according to your evaluations. I don't even know what "tricky-ass" means, but I'm a little proud of that.
'15 Girl: Yeah, I hear they call it the "Boom Boom Lodge." I'm never sleeping there again.
'13 Guy 1: According to my love matches, no one wants to hook up with me.'13 Guy 2: No. It's just that they don't want to hook up with your personality.
'13 Girl: I get incepted almost on a daily basis.
'13 Guy: It's great because Sigma Delts can still pick people up at sisterhood tails!
'15 Girl in Collis: Be right back. I'm gonna see if some crumbs fell off the pastries. Is that inappropriate?
