'14 Girl answering question in class: Morgan Freeman. And by Morgan Freeman, I mean Nelson Mandela.
'15 Guy to Pong Partner: Dude, if we lose this game, I am going to Good Sam you.
'12 Girl: I want to use the word "betch" more.'14 Guy: Stop trying to make "betch" happen. It's not going to happen.
'12 Girl 1: That X was way too strong.'12 Girl 2: Write your law school essay about how you'll make it illegal.'12 Girl 1: It is illegal!
'14 Guy: Are you in the NRO-TC program?
'15 Guy: I heard Sig Ep is dead. Let's go pregame in Bissell.
'12 Girl: Boys say some girls are like flowers: they're pretty and delicate and kind of boring. I'm more like a bush, but cut in the shape of a dinosaur.
Sociology Prof: You only wear ties to show you have a penis. I mean, look at them!
