While rates of #SeasonalAffectiveDisorder have soared since #daylightsavingstime set in, a subset of campus has managed to miraculously avoid #SAD. They've also happened to be #thatguy who shows up to class #60minuteslate. #PLEASEresetyourclocks #betterlatethannever?
One #fedup student pursues a class action lawsuit against @DavidNewlove, despite having signed the #enrollmentagreement against suing @Dartmouth. We agree that the #paniniselection has been severely lacking but we're torn on whether a #legalresponse to #toomuchmayo is appropriate. #downwithDDS?
Campus is #alltooquiet after students deface the gender neutral housing floor with gay slurs. Are we collectively #desensitized? #homophobichatecrimes should not be ignored.
Rumors of #unrest reached our ears this week, as students feel #uncomfortable with too-lengthy tweets. #chilloutaboutcharactercounts #editoriallicense,biatch
