'14 Girl: Lately when I eat eggs my stomach hurts. I think I'm lactose intolerant.
'13 BG: Would it be unethical to spend Winter term at Occupy Wall Street protests while living with someone who is working at Goldman?
'14 Girl: Rather than rush, all of the girls should just go out and meet every single guy on campus from 6-10 p.m. every night. Then there would be no need forsororities!
'12 Girl: We should go boot and then hook up with a guy tonight.
Jim Kim to '12s: Rediscover Dartmouth just not on my lawn.
'12 Guy: What's worse, playing pong with a '15 to get in their pants, or playing pong with an alumnus to get in their consulting firm?
'12 GDX to '12 Tri Kap: Would you guys be interested in trading tutoring for protection? As in you tutor us and we'll protect you.
