'12 Guy: Are you not aware of the social norms of the library or do you just not care?
Bio prof on evolution: And of course, what do you do when you meet new people? You have sex with them!
Herman Cain: The problem with that analysis is that it is incorrect.
'15 Guy 1: My mom was worried I might get a venereal disease in college.'15 Guy 2: Mine was really worried I'd go rock climbing.
'14 Girl: I like people. I like to kiss them.
'14 Guy: i imagine it's hard to find a willing dwarf in these parts.
'14 Girl to '14 Guy: You can always pledge my frat. It's in my pants.
'13 Girl: hello, pizza man!ebas delivery guy: stop hitting the bong...
History prof: Just smoke a few leaves of this stuff, that'll cure what ails you.
