Despite Dartmouth being bombarded with #praise for its undergraduate teaching, '15s realize that Bio 11 and Math 3 are just as boring as their high school classes. #numberonestunna #shouldhavetakentheAP
Several #jobless seniors decide to tackle theses in attempt to seem #successful. Unfortunately, they don't realize that time would be better spent on the job hunt. #CaseinPointplz?
Women on campus mysteriously acquire 60 new #Facebookfriends over the course of 24 hours. We use the term "friends" loosely. #awkwardencounters
Greek letter #graffiti artist vandalizes the sidewalks of Hanover, presenting the most serious problem confronted by #HPo in the past six months. #truelifeI'maconvict #truelifeIheartdonuts
Gentiles are eagerly anticipating another opportunity to score #freefood at #Hillel tonight, #blissfullyunaware that Yom Kippur involves fasting. #WASPproblems
RIP, Steve Jobs. #culturalicon #voiceofourgeneration #SentfrommyiPhone
