A post-debate pizza promotion perplexed both EBAs employees and students the former having received a record number of calls on Wednesday, the latter having paid less than $9.99 per pizza. #thedevilisinthedetails

HPo officers previously worried about #jobsecurity slept well this week, as a record number of items were reported stolen. Unfortunately, their most skillful sleuths remain #stumped, hearing nothing as they continue searching for soundless sirens and a eerily silent owl. #allsignspointtoSigEp

After a second stint on the silver screen, #LionKing3D finally closed at the Nugget. Studio execs seem disappointed, apparently expecting more of a student reaction. Hey Hollywood, #wesawitthefirsttime. #Pumbaaproblems #Scarismisunderstood

Activism and satire returned hand-in-hand to Hanover, with protestors parodying themselves before Wednesday's debate. This just in: They were serious. #absurdity

@TheEconomist ranks Tuck as the best full-time business school in the country. Tuckies don't seem to notice they're still at the @WalMart in West Leb, stocking up on diapers, baby formula and not so stealthily concealed handles of Zhenka. #realworldproblems