'13 Guy to '13 Kappa: If you're a kappa, is it mandatory that you wear a kappa shirt while doing cardio?
'13 Girl: I think i'm going to ask the phi delt dog to semi.
'13 Guy: He is a great wingman. Except that he got laid and i didn't. So maybe I'm a great wingman...
'13 Girl: I just want to go to a place where boys appreciate me. We're going to Theta Delt.
'13 Psi U: The thing about glee...is that it's actually really good.
'13 SAE: Sweater vests, responsibility and adorability. That's how I get I-banking jobs.
'11 Guy: I believe that's the first time I was ever asked to be in a threesome, and it was by my professor.
'13 Guy on 3FB: You just threw a banana at me, you psycho! this isn't mario kart!
Gov Prof: There are 30 women in Alaska, and half of them are crazy.
'14 Girl: He was a bad kisser, so I don't feel bad that I gave him mono.
