'11 Guy: Hey, does anybody have a Facebook charger?
'11 Guy 1: Dude, if I buy this bottle of Nair, will you share it with me?'11 Guy 2: Sure bro, gotta look good on the Green.
'14 Guy: How was Sig Ep last night?'14 Girl: So much fun I got on table! And by that I mean I was dancing on a table.
'14 Girl: We can't just Febreeze my roommate, right?
'12 Guy: I repress recipient lists on every blitz I send just so people think I'm sweet.
'14 Guy: We had "Kick a Ginger" Day at my middle school. I'm serious. Like 10 people were suspended.'12 Girl: That would be an AWESOME theme for tails.
'11 Alpha Phi: Were you really thinking "easy, breezy, beautiful Covergirl" during your composite photo?'11 Zete: No, I was actually thinking, "I'm not here to make friends I'm here to win Top Model. Smize."
'12 Sigma Delt: Stop being a little bitch and go do shots with my mom!
'11 Girl: I've never cheated, except in Astro. I didn't feel bad about it. I have very loose morals. I should work in finance.
