'11 Girl at SAE Jungle Party: I feel like an adult chaperone at prom.
'13 Girl on FSP in Developing Country: I think I'm just going to hook up with him, so in the morning I can use his shower.
'13 Girl: Can you imagine a belligerent bear? Although I guess it wouldn't be much different than a belligerent Phi Delt.
'12 Girl: I love when people attach songs to their surveys. I steal the songs and don't do the survey.
Computer Help Desk Guy: Have you been on any illegal sites that may have viruses?'11 Girl: No, I don't do much on my computer.Computer Guy: Ah, you didn't log out of your browser. you have porn up. Those sites can cause a lot of viruses.'11 Girl: Oh my God, I have no idea how that got there. It wasn't me ...
'12 Girl, talking about someone from ORL: I hate room draw! This lady is so unhelpful. I'm going to eat a bunch of beans and broccoli and take a giant dump right on her desk.
'13 Sigma Delt: I don't think we have feelings. We just have beer.
'14 Girl: I need to do laundry so I have underwear to wear to church tomorrow.
'11 BG: The number of times I've been blindfolded in college is shocking.
'11 Girl: I don't see the difference between having sex and going out to dinner.
'13 Tri Delt: If it makes you feel any better, I was drunkenly watching pregnancy shows last night and woke up this morning with a block of cheese in my bed.
