'13 UGA: My residents know not to say hi to me in public.
'12 Girl: Making out is like a college interview you either bomb it, make a really good impression or meh, doesn't matter. Most people are meh.
'12 Girl: So how are you?'11 Girl: Senior Spring, so many hashtags.
'12 Girl: It's so nice out today, just in time for Dimensions.'10 TDX: Of course. Dartmouth has that magical power it knows potential students are coming and puts on tight, low-cut shirts and booty shorts.
'14 Girl: We're about to go play Frisbee with randos.'14 Mom: What's a randos?
'12 Sigma Delt: I'm going to try to quit my job today. I tried to quit yesterday but I was too tired.
'13 Girl: Spring is the sluttiest term at Dartmouth.
'11 Phi Tau at the "Treating Alcohol and Drug Abuse in Members" discussion: We don't have a lot of alcohol problems in our house, but what do you do about people addicted to video games?
'11 Guy to '11 Guy: Dude, if I had a vagina I wouldn't let you go anywhere near it.
'13 BG: I go through all 800 of my Facebook pictures every night before I go to sleep, just to make sure I look good.
