'11 Girl after formal: My 'Whip My Hair Back and Forth' muscles are sore.
'11 Chi Gam 1: I spooned you when you were asleep you didn't say no!'11 Chi Gam 2: (shouting on FFB) I couldn't, I was too drunk! That is not okay. You cannot just cuddle with people without their consent!
13 Psi U: I can get away with so much because I have dimples.
Dartmouth Mom: Is pre-gaming, like, before a game?
'11 AD: Wait, so are dead baby jokes off limits?'11 Panarchist: No, you just have to tell me one I haven't heard before.
'14 Girl: Sailing is a varsity sport? Don't you just sign up at the activity fair?
'12 Psi U: If the Ivies were frats, Cornell would be a GDI.
'13 Girl: He's so short he's like a little Happy Meal, only you don't want to open it up because you know the prize will be disappointing.
'11 Athlete: I'm dry, so I'm just going to eat this piece of tiramisu soaked in rum. Is that a sign of alcoholism?
Girl: I like playing pong with guys at Phi Delt because I know they're not trying to hit on me.
'14 Guy: I timed it... literally their legs could not have gotten any higher.
'13 Tri Delt: You know you're in a good place at Dartmouth when you can lose your jacket at any frat and there's always a boy's room you can sleep in.