'11 BG: After I brush my teeth, all I want to do is a little exfoliating scrub, but there's no way you can do that with drunk people next to you.
'14 Cheerleader: I hate spending the entire night at GDX every night.
'13 Girl 1: It's so awkward when you're playing pong with a guy that you don't want to hook up with.'13 Girl 2: Wait, then why are you playing pong with him in the first place?
'11 Sigma Delt: I'm really good at having a fake lazy eye.
'12 Girl: Did Sigma Delt have a theme for meetings or do they all wear flannels just because?
'12 Girl 1: Who are you taking to semi?'12 Girl 2: I'm taking a '13 or a '14 because I'm scared of the '11s and I don't like the '12s.
'14 Guy: Tri Delt is co-ed right?'13 Tri Delt: No.'14 Guy: Just kidding, I was thinking about Tri Kap.
'12 girl about '14 Guy: he's cute. He didn't want anything to do with my whipped cream though.
'11 BG: I never know when I'm sick, because I can't tell if it's just a hangover.
Dartmouth Girl the Sunday after TDX Camo Party: Hi, can I have a Plan B?Pharmacist: Was there a big party last night? Because you just got the last pack.
