'13 Girl about a man in a club in barcelona: I told him he was a f*cking idiot, but he still took my number.'13 Girl: That's like the time I peed on a Psi U, and he still hooked up with me.
'13 Girl: I feel like I've grown a lot in the past year. And I boot a lot less now.
'13 UGA: I am a single father of 28 rambunctious children.
'14 Girl: Are you going to the Carnival Ball?'14 Guy: I don't know. I'd rather go out and get wasted and take off all my clothes.
'11 Kappa: I used to say that she should really give him a chance, but then I saw his jeans and sneakers.
Panarchist: Some d-bag stole my glowstick. You don't do that to a girl on this many types of drugs.
Professor in 10A: Nobody rages anymore. I'm an '88... you all forget that part of my life.
'10 Psi U: There's nothing like the corporate collar pop. It's the douchiest.
'13 SAE: Dartmouth needs to have a therapy term as part of the D-Plan.
'14 Guy: I feel like he needs to be Good Sammed... but like, in terms of his life
'13 Frisbee Player on the Thursday of Winter Carnival: DO NOT go to practice drunk. If you vomit on me, I will cut you.
