'11 BG: I can't wait to wake up in the morning and check my Spark.
'15 Girl: Green Tea Weekend ... is that what they celebrate over in East Wheelock?
'13 frisbee player: the spring's our season. they can't keep sig ep from us AND take away home plate.
'14 girl: I fell asleep for 30 minutes during my 10 ... in the bathroom.
'12 guy: Seriously, why do all these organizations think that grilled cheese is
a staple of our diet?'14 guy: Yeah, isn't it actually Keystone?
'14 Guy: there's an iphone in my easy mac.
'11 Female Trip Leader: It's my birthday next week!'14 Female Trippee: Really? How old are you turning?'14 Male Trippee: Don't you know you're not supposed to ask older women their age?!
'12 KDE: I would make out with myself anytime, anywhere.
'13 guy: I just can't eat chicken nuggets without getting drunk first.
