'14 Guy to '12 Girl: Keystone tastes like college.
'11 Girl: This boy's hair is too long. It just looks messy and bad.'11 Guy: Why do you care?'11 Girl: Because I used to be hooking up with him and his hair reflects poorly on me.
'12 Phi Delt: Diversions is a great place to meet people.'13 Guy: Yeah, that's what everyone here keeps telling me.
'14 Girl: Oh hey, the guy I hooked up with last night friended me on Facebook. Good sign?
'11 Girl: I knew it was a '14 cause he was wearing one of those stupid '14 jerseys.'12 Girl: That might as well say "don't sleep with me."
'13 Guy: Either Great Britain's health care system is fucked up, or I am drunk.
'14 Girl: Oh hey, the guy I hooked up with last night friended me on Facebook. Good sign?
'11 Girl: Let's go to Reds!'11 Guy: Are you kidding? It's 11:15, I need to go to bed.
'14 Guy: Yo, have you ever heard of this place called topside?
'11 SAE: Have you hooked up with your trippees?'11 TDX: No ... Not yet.
Guy in Collis at lunchtime: Do you think Dartmouth would hire me as a consultant on how to manage traffic in Collis?
