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The Dartmouth
December 24, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Overheards

'14 at the lodj: Freestyle is my least favorite part of "Blame it on the Boogie."

'14 guy 1 to '14 guy 2: I hear you can major in leaves here.

'13 guy: Don't you love it when people talk so fluently in foreign languages?'13 girl: That was English.

'14 1 walking into Collis: What do they even have here?'14 2: Pasta! And oh my god it's soooo good.

'11 Guy: Wanna know the secrect of being a fake hipster? You take 500 pictures and you only post seven.

'12 at bio office hours: What's the line on this TA?

'11 guy (walking a dog, barefoot, in the hop): Woo senior year! Dogs and no shoes!

Trip Leader: And this over here is Dick's House.'14 trippee: Is that a frat?

7 a.m. Sunday morning Lou's waitress to '10 Guy and '12 girl: Looks like you guys are going to be my fun table.

Awkward '14 to group of '12s sitting talking on the Green: Do you wanna see a magic trick?Chorus of '12s: No!Awkward '14: Oh...People usually say "yes."

Seasoned '11 girl: Theta Delt is literally right behind this tree.Belligerent '14 girl with map: NO! I'm looking for TDX.