'12 Guy to '12 Girl: You want to know my one pick up line that always works? "Urg, I'm so sexually frustrated!"
'12 guy 1: You should go to Collis and get some fresh blueberries. They're delicious.'12 guy 2: I think I'm just gonna order EBAs.
'12 girl in the Hop: I heard he only does threesomes. He's the only guy I'd be willing to share.'12 girl: Shhh. We're in public.
'12 sig ep looking at AD's dog: What's that kind of dog called again?'12 girl: ummmmm...'12 sig ep: Oh yeah. Pussy Magnet.
Exchange Student Guy: So is it even fun to go to sorority meetings?'12 Kappa: Well, would you have fun in a room full of 30 tipsy, giggly girls?Exchange Guy: Yes, I think I would enjoy that...
'12 Girl: I miss the '11s. They're the blackout dynamic of Phi Delt, the cool dynamic of AD, and the pretty dynamic of Theta Delt. That's what those three houses are missing right now.
'11 APhi: Why don't you like raisins?'11 Zete: The only grapes I like are the fermented ones.
Kappa '12 during astro lab on the Green: So is this what astrologers do all day?
Old man sitting outside collis at 4:30 p.m.: Where are all the chicks right now? It's a little dry... are they all out partying?
