'12 Tri Delt: My husband is gonna be so lucky because, like, I just love being domestic.
'11 Girl: Wait, are they siblings or are they dating?
'12 girl: I've been off blitz...actually, I just checked Blitz but no one blitzed me.
'12 girl 1: she has broken seven blackberries since she got to dartmouth.'12 girl 2: she needs to stop getting blackberries.'12 girl 1: she needs to stop getting blacked out.
'12 exchange student on phone with EBA's: do you guys take traveler's checks?
'10 Phi Delt: the cuttings northside cafe cheeseburger calzone is actually really delicious.'12 girl: sounds like an envelope full of boot.
'12 girl: a ginger could never be emperor, thats bullshit, gingers have never ruled anything.'12 girl 2: ....except my body.'12 girl 1: ew.
'10 Alum: I got a new nose and I want to use it.
'12 Girl to '12 Guy: Please don't confuse your attraction to me with my actions.
'12 Sorority Philanthropy Chair: I HATE COMMUNITY SERVICE.
