'11 Girl: Ugh. I can't believe I'm going to be on my period over green key.'10 Guy: You've been telling me that for a month.
'13 Guy: Let's pregame room draw!
'12 Panarchist: The difference between weed and e is that when you're on e, you can touch people and not feel guilty.
'11 Girl: I'm very fertile, thank you very much!
'12 Guy: Whenever I talk about indie movies people think I'm talking about Bollywood.
'13 Guy: Yeah well I wish I got gonorrhea because it would mean that I was actually getting some.
'12 Girl: I would rather play pong than get married.
'13 Guy: Uh... I don't think Topside has vodka.
'10 KDE: I like kissing KDEs.
'11 Guy: Don't be so dramatic. Stealing is a time-honored Dartmouth tradition.
'12 Tri Delt: Can I request Celine Dion at Gammapalooza?
'11 SD to '12 SD: Sorry for not thinking you're gay...
KDE at Derby: Why are there so many Psi U's here. Don't they know it's a KDE party not a Psi U party?Other KDE: It's girls in sundresses and guys in pastels. They've probably convinced themselves that this was their idea in the first place.
'13 Guy to parents on frat row: and that's Tri-Kap, it's my second choice if I don't get into SAE.
