'13 Guy: Does blitz still work over the summer?
'14 Guy: We're meeting them in the Choates.'14 Girl: Oooh, what frat is that?
'13 Girl: Wait, when is Cinco de Mayo?
'10 Guy: I had a terrible dream last night that I suddenly had a whole lot of responsibility.
'10 TDX 1: Did any of you guys go to Dimensions?'10 TDX 2: Nah, I went to Diversions instead.
Prospie Girl 1: Right now I'm pre-med...Chorus of other prospie girls: OMG ME TOO!
'12 Guy: The thing I don't like about The Mirror is that I always read it Friday morning, then have to wait a whole week for the next one.
Prospie girl to a group of other prospie girls: Oh my god you guys, we're gonna be like best friends for the next four years!
'13 Guy in Statistics class: I compiled the data and you have a mean of 1.58 hookups per Heorot dance party.
President Kim: How could I get involved in DOC Trips?'10: We could get you in a rhino suit and a tutu doing raids.President Kim: Not so much.
