'10 Girl 1: WTF, why can't we be drinking out here, we're 21. '10 Girl 2: Yeah this is New Hampshire, our motto's not live free or die sober!
'11 Girl: If I hook up with her, would it violate the rules of rush?
'08 Working at the career fair: I think I'm still drunk.
'10 Psi U 1 to '10 Psi U 2: Yo man, you want to get dressed in similar outfits tonight?
'12 Girl 1: That guy is so hot'12 Girl 2: OMG yes, who is he?'12 Girl 1: I think he's a Beta.'12 Girl 2: Oh great ... sexy, but never hooks up with anyone.
'12 Guy: I just put on some coverup, and now it's raining. FML.
'11 KDE: Let's never leave the house sober again!
'13 Girl: Want to go to the Tri-Kap Dance Party?'13 Boy: Tri-Kap? I left Alabama to get away from that shit!
'12: I decided I'm going be a psych and psychology double major. I know they sound the same, but they're different.
'10 Sigma Delt: We're just bitter. '10 AZD: We're not bitter, we're jaded. It's totally different.
'11 Girl: If my boyfriend doesn't come and visit soon, I'm going to have to replace sex with stealing.
