'11 KDE: Hurry up let's start, I'm getting sober.
'11 Kappa: I don't feel like drinking tonight. I'm just going to have wine.
'11 Girl: You have to prove that you're worthy of fathering my children'11 Guy: I don't think my genes are in question here. I have doubts about whether or not you're capable of sheltering my DNA.'11 Girl: My womb is glorious. You wish you had my womb.
Rugby girl: We can cut his hair, but we can't change his sexual past.
'11 PSI U: I don't get it when girls don't wanna hook up with me. Like don't they have a sexdrive?
'11 Tridelt: He better do something really shitty to me soon, so I can stop liking him.
11 Sigma Delt: I would be a good Chi Gam. I'm sketchy enough.
Teenage Male 1: Oh man, the dining hall is going to be crowded now with all those Dartmouth kids. The sophomores.Teenage Male 2: No man, this is just the Thayer dining hall, for the engineering school.
'11 BG: Tabard is definitely a B-side Panarchy.
