'11 Tri Delt to '11 KDE: You need to knock some Keystone into her!
'11 SAE (on a cell phone leaving jungle party): Dude, I just need it back. It's not a frat gorilla, it's a personal gorilla.
'11 Girl: I would so rather have cruller French toast than sex right now.
'11 AZD: Look at all those tools!'11 Heorot: Where?'11 AZD: In that truck.'11 Heorot: Oh. I thought you were talking about Theta Delt.
'11 Guy (at Beta on Friday): Wow, Beta is definitely a Chi Gam remix.
'11 BG: She was there last night and on the good side of weight fluctuation.
'11 Tri Delt: I think I'm going to start going to the gym.'11 Girl: Why?'11 Tri Delt: I need to improve my footwork for pong.
'11 Girl: I would so rather have cruller French toast than sex right now.
'11 AZD, near SAE on Friday night: I just don't want anything in my mouth right now.
'11 Tri Delt: I'm going to sit here with my pong paddle and do some of my reading. '11 Girl: Why are you holding your pong paddle?'11 Tri Delt: I'm stretching out my fingers.
'11 Kappa: I won a threesome!'11 Guy: Honey, you can't win a threesome.
