'12 Boy to '10 Girl: Just answer your phone. I don't use blitz ... it must be a generational thing.
Girlfriend: I haven't done crunches in like a month!
Boyfriend: Who cares?
Girlfriend: Well, it'd be nice to have abs for wearing bathing suits this summer.
Boyfriend: I wouldn't wear a bathing suit if I were you.
Tri-Delt '11: My desire to be on a reality tv show would be fulfilled on couples fear factor.
Student from another University at Derby: I feel like I'm in a really messed up J.Crew Photo shoot right now.
Boy 1: i should've hit up homeplate for cinco de mayo.
Boy 2: whaaa?
Boy1: you don't know what cinco de mayo is? it's like, the spanish -- no, mexican? -- no, spanish holiday. people go crazy for it in south america.
Boy 2: no, sorry i don't know what you're talking about.
Boy 1: you mean you've never seen a movie about it?
'12 Girl: I'm wearing one contact, so there's only a 50% chance I'll make a bad decision.
'12 Guy: My weekend was really awkward. My roommate blitz jacked me.
'12 Guy's Mom: What's blitz jacking? Is that like masturbating?
