Rugby Girl: When I have kids, I'm going to talk to them in a fake British accent so that they have British accents.
'12 Guy: She's had lunch with a different guy every day this week.'12 Girl: We have a term for that back on the farm ... it's called a slut.
'11 KDE: Sometimes I feel like I'm getting stupider.'11 Tri-Delt: I'm definitely getting stupider. Every time I blackout I'm like "Oh shit! There go some more brain cells I needed."
'10 Girl (in Home Plate): You never get tired of chocolate, and you never get tired of Home Plate paninis.'11 Girl: Yeah, if I could find a guy that's as good as this sandwich, I'd stay with him forever.
'12 Guy: Man, I totally should have worked more game during room draw. The girls were so emotional.'12 Girl: Ugh, where'd you learn that? "Wedding Crashers?"
'10 Kappa to '11 AD: You are so culturally insensitive. Have you never seen Sons of Odwalla?
'12 Girl (talking on phone): Well I'm already infected, so what's the point in wearing one?
'12 Guy: She's one of those girls who's cute but looks like she might draw anime.
Rugby Alum (leaving Sigma Delt): Is it just me, or have their voices gone higher?
Girl: It was alright, but then I came home and Facebook stalked him, and I definitely want to hook up with him again.
