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The Dartmouth
May 17, 2024 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Overheards

'10 Sigma Delt We just got back from [house on Wheelock Street] where we were like sexually assaulted.

'08 Psi U: Um, isn't that why girls go there?

'10 Guy Taking the Ledyard Challenge: Yeah, after you swim across the Connecticut River you're supposedly allowed to be nude in Vermont.

'10 Girl Geography Major: Yeah, how far is Vermont from the Connecticut River?

'10 AD on bus returning from Six Flags: My grundel is just so chafed right now, I can't take it anymore

'10 AD 2: Yeah man, you just love your Goldbond

'10 AD: First thing when I get home...

'10 Psi U: Who would actually want to see a penis anyways?

'10 KDE: Um...obviously you havent met my house

'10 Sigma Delt: Yeah, sure, I'll put your cigarettes in between my boobs and my baby