'10 KDE: Yeah, when I get drunk I have the tendency to go to Theta Delt and sit on the bench there.
'10 girl 1 [In Collis]: No, I know he's not like traditionally dateable. But is he SOPHOMORE SUMMER dateable? Like, add pink shorts.
'10 girl 2: I see what you mean.
'10 Guy in Astro 3: I'm just here for the facetime.
Alumna with kid 1: And she's learning something different every day! Hey Lauren, CLAP HANDS!"
Alumna with kid 2: She's adorable! We're trying to teach Mikey to kiss, but as of right now, he just kind of licks my face.
Alumna with kid 1: It's just like freshman
year.
'09 girl, after accidentally grabbing '10 girl's left breast in Psi U: Sorry! I thought you were the wall.
'10 guy: I could tell she wanted me. She told me she liked my hat, and it wasn't even my regular hat.
'10 Kappa: Oh my God, I'm so tired today! I can't stay awake.
'10 Tridelt: Why are you so tired? You didn't even go out last night!
'10 Kappa: I stayed up all night on Xanga reading my own entries.
'10 guy to '10 girl [in Robo]: The Dartmouth S&M journal! Now I just have to start it.
