'09 Kappa: Are there any nice AD's or Heorots?
'09 Kappas in chorus: No.
'09 Kappa: "My dad told me that he will give me $50 for every pound I lose ... this is great because now I can pay my Kappa social dues."
'09 Kappa: "I think I've figured out why I like BG so much. It is because the boys here are more focused on drugs than on girls so they aren't hitting on you constantly."
'09 BG: Dark complexion is a measure of ballerness.
'08 BG: I don't know, I think Michael Jackson got exponentially more baller as he got lighter and started raping children...
'09 BG: Zero.
'08 BG: Weird.
'08 girl in the basement of Collis:
Is that an ATM machine? I didn't know it was down here, does it take DASH?
'10 girl: I wish I had a prospie.
'10 girl: I hear it feels great to have them touched.
'10 girl: Prospies?
'10 girl: Prostates?
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