'09 Guy: If Cohen and Little were connected, it would be Clittle.
'09 Kappa: The moral of the story is, stop hooking up with Theta Delts.
'06 Theta Delt (without irony): Then who would you hook up with?
'08 Girl 1: Who is this girl?
'08 Girl 2: She used to sell me Adderall. She changes the price depending on how well she knows you.
'07 Guy: Wait, so it's like Chi Gam and their parking spaces.
'07 Kappa: Generally speaking, everyone at this school annoys me.
'09 Jewish girl: Ugh, there's so much food I want to eat that's leavened.
'08 BG: Yeah, I guess Ramadan must be kind of tough.
'09 Jewish girl glares at him.
'08 BG: What?
Dartmouth students say stupid things. Overhear something great? Blitz "TheD."
