"Did you know at Alpha Chi, you can play pong with BEER?!"
- '10 Girl to another '10 Girl while watching water pong at Alpha Theta
Football player 1: "Why are you staring at my shirt?"
Football player 2: "Dude, does that angel on your shirt have ... boobs?"
Football player 1 (chuckling): "Yeah."
"I'm a freshman. I've only been here a week and I already have a boyfriend. He's a BG."
-'10 Girl in Collis
"Oh, I'm not his wife, I'm just his mistress."
- Behind Tuck Mall, by the graveyard.
"I was just saying that I lost my virginity to the same guy as my sister."
- Girl walking on Mass row with a group of guys.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm the worst f*cking roommate ever."
Guy 2: "No dude, dude, I'm the worst f*cking roommate ever."
Guy 1: "Dude, I never clean up any of our sh*t."
Guy 2: "Dude, I piss all over our sh*t."
- Two '10 Guys (presumably roommates), Courtyard Cafe
