To the Editor:
In response to the October 18 issue of The Dartmouth, I wanted to reassure Sleazy the Wonder Squirrel that if he did come down to Dick's House for a cough, I would put away any slings and arrows from our battle during the spring term. In addition, I would swallow twice, re-read the Hippocratic oath, and treat his cough.
By the way, I have heard that in many instances a leg amputation will cure the cough in a few days. (I have also heard that in some instances a double amputation works even more effectively.)
Sleazy should not hesitate to make an appointment to see me.
