If Celebs Went Fratting

By Carolyn Silverstein | 11/5/18 5:34pm

Oprah Winfrey

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Go-To House: Literally any house.

Go-To Move: Handing out Keystones at the bar, even if she’s not affiliated.


Kim Kardashian

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Go-To House: Whichever one has the best photo-ops.

Go-To Move: Taking selfies in front of sophomore summer walls.


Serena Williams

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Go-To House: KDE — powerful women and many, many pong tables!

Go-To Move: Winning Masters.


Lin-Manuel Miranda

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Go-To House: Bones Gate — it has the biggest stage.

Go-To Move: Taking over the live music.


Tiffany Haddish

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Go-To House: GDX or TDX

Go-To Move: Tearing it up on the dance floor — in her white dress, of course!


John Mulaney

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Go-To House: Wherever his friends say they’re going.

Go-To Move: Cracking jokes in the corner.


Lady Gaga

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Go-To House: Whoever’s hosting a theme party that night.

Go-To Move: Showing up in full flair.


Terry Crews

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Go-To House: He loves them all equally.

Go-To Move: Carrying any and all night-out supplies in a fanny pack.


Mindy Kaling

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Go-To House: Sigma Delta — yes, she was a sister (for a time)!

Go-To Move: Collis Late Night. (She is an alum, after all.)


Phil Hanlon

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Go-To House: Alpha Delta (RIP in peace)

Go-To Move: “Who wants to go to an Alternative Social Space?”



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Carolyn Silverstein

carolyn.b.silverstein.21@dartmouth.edu