Alums: Now we can say we've golden-treed someone's aunt.
Leftover Halloween candy: Only Whoppers and banana-flavored Laffy Taffy remain.
20s in frats: This time, try not to take pictures and publish them.
Election day: Until then, keep refreshing FiveThirtyEight's polls-plus forecast.
Tuck 2 surveys: If there's no possibility of winning a gift card, it's not happening.