'14 Girl: I love having tails on my costumes. I love fondling my tail.
'14 Boy: Do you think if I start listening to white noise at the beginning of this pong game, Iíll be ready for bed right after?
Government Prof: Hezbollah is a terrifically run organization. If it were a company, Iíd say buy.
NAS Prof: This is a cold, not a hangover.
'17 Guy: I know how to lie. I mean, I'm preparing for a career in politics.
'14 Girl: Wasn't the Harlem Globetrotters guy our commencement speaker last year.
