Montalbano: Conditioned Against Air Conditioning
In yet another display of Dartmouth’s courageous commitment to fiscal discipline, the College opted to open up Sarner Underground as an air-conditioned sleep space to the student body this summer for a single week from July 15 to July 18. Though it is noble of them to provide such a space in this year’s sweltering weather, I am neither a member of ROTC nor a soldier on the front lines of the Great War, so I find these temporary accommodations less than preferable at a school endowed with more money than the Gross Domestic Product of Lichtenstein.