The Ultimate Guide to Novack Sandwiches
It’s that time of the term again: midterm season. Whether you have three in a row or just one open-note quiz (if this is you, by the way, please let us know what fantastic classes you have this term!), no study session is complete without a dinner at Novack. But is this as big of a tragedy as many Dartmouth students make it out to be? I’ve made a definitive guide to the best and worst Novack sandwiches — so you don’t have to.
How will I review these, you ask? Three categories:
YUMS
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HEALTH
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TIMES
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And now, without further ado: the sandwiches of Novack!
Chicken Salad
YUMS: 6 of 10
HEALTH: 8 of 10
TIMES: When you are a chicken crossing the road to get to Third-Floor Berry.
Tuna Salad
YUMS: 7 of 10
HEALTH: 9 of 10
TIMES: After the workout you definitely did.
Egg Salad
YUMS: 5 of 10
HEALTH: 6 of 10
TIMES: While b-egg-ing your professor to cancel that assignment.
Ham & Swiss
YUMS: 8 of 10
HEALTH: 6 of 10
TIMES: Before a French midterm.
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Turkey
YUMS: 9 of 10
HEALTH: 8 of 10
TIMES: When you’re in a fowl mood.
Turkey & Cheese
YUMS: 10 of 10
HEALTH: 6 of 10
TIMES: Anytime. Cheese makes everything better.
Roast Beef (& Cheese)
YUMS: 7 of 10
HEALTH: 6 of 10
TIMES: Without cheese, if you’re in serious need of some fuel. With cheese, always.
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Vegan Veggie & Hummus
YUMS: 4 of 10
HEALTH: 9 of 10
TIMES: When its #legday.
Vegan Peanut Butter & Jelly
YUMS: 8 of 10
HEALTH: 8 of 10
TIMES: When you really just need some comfort food but don’t want to admit it.
Peanut Butter & Jelly
YUMS: 10 of 10
HEALTH: 5 of 10
TIMES: Trips!
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All in all, you have some pretty non-grim options at Novack. Happy studying! And if all else fails — grab a muffin.
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