By The Dartmouth Web Staff | 7/9/16 4:40pm

’18: “Live my life for a day and you'll understand what mediocrity feels like.”

’18: “Every day around 3 p.m., YMCA starts playing in my head.”

’18 #1: “What kind of pizza is that?”
’18 #2: “Corbin Bleu.”
’18 #1: “You mean cordon bleu?”

’18:"You know what happened to my old Mac? The one that had a spill? It starred in a production of Macbath.”
Parent: “Really? Macbath? Really? You’re texting me at 2:25 in the morning to tell me that?”

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