What You Googled This Week: Spring Break Edition

By Paula Mendoza | 3/9/16 12:18pm

Huzzah, winter term is finally drawing to a close! First you have to overcome the seventh circle of hell known as finals, but remember that there’s a light at the end of the tunnel—spring break!

Sure, winter in Hanover this year wasn’t as brutal as it’s been in the past, but then again, it wasn’t Florida. Which is why your ideal spring break has you soaking up the sun on a white sandy beach somewhere tropical. Such an activity requires you to wear 90% less clothing than normal, and you immediately regret all that week ten stress eating:


Dartmouth isn’t called “The Bubble” for nothing. You may be on the opposite side of the country, but you just can’t kick your Big Green ways:


Then you have a small panic attack


Thankfully, Google always has the answers


You spend all about two days relaxing. You quickly realize how bored you are with so little work to do, and start looking for some new ways to fill up your time:


Your friends in Europe begin posting #fire pictures on Instagram, and you scramble to make your life look as fun as theirs:


So remember: no matter how desperate you are to finish the term, finals week too shall pass. Your family, your (virgin) piña coladas and your boring life at home await your return. Happy (almost) spring break. We’ll see you on the other side!

Paula Mendoza