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Walking: First they took our vodka, then they took our hoverboards, but they will never take our dignity.
Arson: Looks like someone dropped a fire mixtape…into a trash can.
Black ice: It’s ok, I didn’t want to be upright anyways.
Hangovers: Unghgnnnnugh
Debt: As college students, we feel you, Kanye, we really do.
Layup lists: 16SoDoneWithWork