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| 1/15/16 5:00am

Turtlenecks: “Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day.”- Mitch Hedberg

Politicians: Bernie, Clinton, and Trump, oh my!

Deadlines: It’s only week two, how is this happening?

Slipping in High Heels: Don’t rush during rush! Haha. Good one.

Chocolate milk: Put an espresso shot in it to validate your status as an adult.