By You | 10/2/15 5:17am

’17: "One time my mom bought Nair because she thought it was shampoo. And she almost put it on her head."

’17: “Do oyster crackers have real oyster in them?”

BIO 11 Professor: "’UGA’ is the stop codon."
Student: "That's because UGAs stop everything!"

16 girl: “Remember when I wanted to rush BG? I'm over it now.”

‘16: “I feel like at Dartmouth everyone has that one guy that ticks them off... I have many.”