By You | 9/25/15 7:50am

’16: "This is Dartmouth, not Princeton. You need to learn how to drink"

’16: "I'm too old to shotgun a beer."

’16: "Did you know who Cecil the Lion was before he died?"
Presumably a ’19, at KAF: "Can I use a meal swipe?"

’18: "Canadians are wrong for saying 'sourry,' and Bostonians are wrong for dropping their R's, and people from the Midwest just shouldn't talk."

’18: “To be a Jewish nun all you have to do is be a Jew who doesn't have sex, so you’re halfway there”
Other ’18: "I think I'm all the way there..."

Student in KAF line: “Adderall is one of my biggest assets.”