By You | 5/29/15 1:27pm

'17: "Water doesn't taste good without lemon. It's like.. naked."

'15 (during power outage): "Do you have wifi? You make it look like you have wifi.”

’16: “Coral reefs are so cool.”
’17: “They really are. It’s such a bummer that they’re dying.”

’18: “[A student] just asked me if I was addicted to tea…"

’18: “Wait, milque and cookies is actually just milk and cookies? I always assumed it was something sexual so I never went.”