CS Prof: “In Scotland, people have pint and a shot of espresso at 8 a.m. — you guys would be right at home!”
'18: "Put the lone pine on crutches. You know, Band-Aids, an eye patch, amputated limbs..."
'16: "Why not just put a pile of branches where the lone pine was? How's that for symbolism?"
’16: “Every time I go to Applebee’s, I think, ‘maybe this time it will be different?’”
Professor on Dartmouth Coach: "If I had to summarize Hanover in one sentence, I would say it's a pleasant town with a lot of trees and preppily-dressed imbibing young individuals!”
Film prof: “They felt like they were judging their Englishness, and making sure, you know, that they were keeping it real. I can’t believe I just said that, that’s like hearing your dad say ‘rap.’”
’16: “It’s better to jump the gun rather than, you know, be chasing the gun.”