By You | 2/27/15 4:28am

'16: "I want a job that gives me the kind of adrenaline rush rich people get when they steal from Macy's"

’18: "Actually, I hear the Dartmouth alumni network dominates the California wine industry."

’08 (at a reunion): “Who is Phil Hanlon? I keep getting emails from him.”

’17: “Are there any Jewish squash players? Asking for a friend.”

’15 (via facebook chat): “You’re like the modern, gay, female Sherlock Holmes.”